Not My Pasture Bleached T-Shirt: Funny Cow Graphic Tee

Not My Pasture. Not My Bullsh*t.

If you've mastered the art of minding your own business, this tee was made for you. A bold bleached sublimation design with a funny cow graphic that says exactly what you're thinking — without you having to say a word.

Product Details

• Super soft, lightweight poly/cotton blend — unisex sizing
• Both sides of the shirt are bleached for a unique, one-of-a-kind look (back is typically lighter than the front)
• Made to order — each shirt is individually bleached, heat-set, and finished with a vibrant sublimation design using a commercial heat press
• Ships from Sugar Land, Texas — US orders only

Sizing Guide

• Slim fit → size down
• True/relaxed fit → your normal size
• Oversized fit → size up
• Available in sizes M–2X, colors: Blue, Green, Purple, Red

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
• Tumble dry low — do not bleach

Shipping & Returns

• Please allow 3–5 business days for processing (excludes weekends and holidays)
• Free shipping on orders over $35 — otherwise calculated at checkout (1st Class or Priority Mail)
• Custom/made-to-order items cannot be returned — if there's an issue upon arrival, email us within with photos and we'll make it right!